A young slave is brought to a Confederate army camp during the Civil War. He meets an older slave who’s been there a while.
Young Person: “How you doin’ old timer?”
Older Person: “Just trying to stay alive, son.”
YP: “What you mean, old man? We’re Black Confederates. I’m excited! Can’t wait to whip them Yankees!”
OP: “What you mean, boy? You’re a cook. Fighting Yankees, that’s what white Confederates do.”
YP: “Well, at least I don’t have to worry about my family being sold down the river, right?”
OP: “No no no, that’s white Confederates that got family rights, not you. You’re a Black Confederate. You can still go to the auction block if you don’t act right.”
YP: “Well maybe I can vote? Serve on a jury? I’m a Confederate citizen, right?”
OP: “Are you crazy? White Confederates are Confederate citizens. You’re a Black Confederate.”
YP: “Well, I’m gonna be free right? They gonna free all of us right?”
OP: “I’m gonna stop talking to you, you ain’t listening. Freedom is for white Confederates. You’re black. Instead of doing n****** work on massa’s plantation, you’re doing it for his army. And being a Black Confederate, they calls that your reward. Don’t seem like much of a prize to me, though.”
YP: “Darn, is that it? What good is that?”
OP: “Look here, son. My advice is, treat your massa good. Talk about how great the Confederacy is. Do whatever you’re told, and then some. When you get older, massa will remember. Might treat you better for your loyalty. Maybe they even make a statue for you. You know, them people can be very sentimental.”
YP: “Well… I guess that’s better than nothing.”
OP: “And watch out for them damn Yankees. Yankee bullet don’t care what color you are. Some of them even think we’re soldiers and shoot at us. Watch your back, son.”
YP: “You know, all of sudden, I don’t think I like this Black Confederate stuff.”
OP: “Don’t be down, son. I got this camp song for you. Ah ah ah ah, staying alive, staying alive. Ah ah ah ah…”
YP: “Oh my, that’s catchy. Ah ah ah ah…”
OP: “Oh yeah, you’re finally starting to get it. Sing boy!”
YP: “Oh yeah! Ah ah ah ah…”